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May 01

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Apr 24

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preteenager:

its funny how if you go to tumblr.com it leads you to the sign up page
and its all pretty with art in the background and the stats and like wowwe doesnt this site look cool
but then you click “already a member? sign in”
and it leads you to
this dark blue depressing page like “you already know how fucking terrible this site is going to be towards your mental health and social life we dont need to make it pretty youre already too deep”

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

alwayslookagain:

Cookie Dough Ice Cream Pizza

stop right now

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When you hear a bump in the night:

laughingstation:

bestlols:

expectations:

reality:

More FUNNY POST here!

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laughingstation:

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